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06 August 2012 @ 03:42 pm
CWRPS Leverage AU  


This is currently untitled. I've been wanting to do some version of this for a while, but I finally just up and did it.

This is for sigrundora for Cheerleading at leverageland. Because you like J2, M2 and Christian. I didn't fit chad in there, but maybe I'll write more of this at some other point.

SO I give to you, a leverage AU, in which Christian is still Eliot, Jensen may be Parker, Jared could be Hardison, Jeff Morgan might be Nate, A Sophie is currently not mentioned, Misha is possibly Chaos, and Mike is his evil mastermind and maybe lover. 



“Its too damn early for this.” Jared groaned as he clicked away on his laptop.

“Thats cause you stayed up playing with your gnomes all night. Have some coffee and suck it up.” Christian grunted from the kitchen, where he was grabbing his own coffee.

“They aren’t gnomes. And sorry mister ‘I only need to sleep 90 minutes a day’, We can’t all be freakish ex whatever the hell you are.” Jared bitched.

“Kids stop bickering.” Jeff said, entering the room. “Jared, is it ready yet?”

Jared sighed “Yeah, its ready.” He said.

“Alright, Jay. Run it.” Jeff said, sitting down on the couch.

Christian walked over to the couch, bumping into Jensen in the process and almost spilling his coffee. Christian let out a low growl.

“What the- you weren't even here two seconds ago. The hell do you keep coming from?!” Christian asked.

Jensen shrugged. “I was laying under the table.”

Christian gave Jensen a ‘what the fuck is wrong with you’ look. Jensen just shrugged and walked over to the couch, planting himself next to Jared.

“Alright.” Jared said, clicking his clicker to make images appear on the screen. “His name is Dmitri Krushnic, but he’s known by his alias, Misha Collins.” Jared spat out. “He’s a hacker, barely, and a huge pain in my ass.”

Jensen smiled at the screen. “I think he’s kind of cute.” He said. Jared’s eyes widened and he looked at Jensen. “Seriously? Just. No.” Jared said. “No.”

“What? He has nice eyes!” Jensen defended.

“Guys.” Jeff said, throwing them back on track.

“Right.” Jared said “Anyway, Misha may seem like he’s the brains of the operation, but he could clearly never pull that off.” Jared said. “He seems to be working for this guy.” Jared said, pulling up another picture. “His name is Michael Rosenbaum.”

Jensen grinned “He looks like Lex Luthor!”

“You got him watching nerd movies again, Padalecki?” Christian groaned.
“Nerd...Nerd movies?!” Jared said incredulously “I know you did not just call Superman a nerd movie. It's Superman! Do you have no joy in your life?”

“I’m just saying, comic books, superheroes, that’s all geek stuff.” Christian said “There are real heroes out there that go by the wayside because kids are worshiping aliens and rich guys who hire someone to make gadgets for them.”

“Oh now you’re bringing Batman into this?” Jared said “You better stop or somethings gunna go down.” Jared said.

“I’d break you in half.” Christian snorted. “The only super hero I respect is Captain America. You know why? Cause even when he was a weak little stick, he wanted to go out and fight for his country. Not because he wanted to be a hero, but because he wanted to protect what he loved. Thats a real hero, right there.”

“Guys, back on task” Jeff sighed again.

“Right. Anyway, it seems like these two are pulling off scams up and down the coast, going city to city. They never stay in one place long. According to shots from security, traffic and street cams, right now they’re in our great city of Portland.” Jared said, bringing up more shots from different cameras, placing Mike and Misha in the city.

“Huh.” Christian said. “They’re fucking around.”

Jared frowned “What do you mean?”

“I mean, they’re sleeping together.” Christian rolled his eyes.

“What- how do you know that?” jared frowned, cycling through the pictures to find what he missed.

“Look at the way they are standing.” Christian said, pointing to one of the shots.

“You can tell they are sleeping together just by the way they stand?” Jensen asked, raising his eyebrow.

“Its a very distinctive stance.” Christian grunted.

Jared shifted uncomfortably. “Can you like, tell that with everybody or...”

Christian looked at Jensen and Jared. “Yeah. I can.” He said and smirked.

“I have a plan.” Jeff said and stood up. “Lets go steal us a hacker.” He smiled and left the room.
“We’re gunna kidnap him?” Jared asked, getting up to walk out after him.

“We’ll give him back. Eventually.” Jeff called.

Jensen grinned and got up. “I like this plan. Can I bring my tazer?”

Christian groaned and went after all of them.

“No.” They all said in unison.

AND SO THEY LIVED CRACKILY EVER AFTER.


 
 
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jesco0307: Team Hitter E motorcyclejesco0307 on August 6th, 2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!! That is AWESOME!!! Seriously, I giggled the whole time (getting strange looks from hubby for it ;)).

My favorite line? Right here:
Christian looked at Jensen and Jared. “Yeah. I can.” He said and smirked.
Sam: Team Hitter Orangespnfreak15 on August 6th, 2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Yay I'm glad you liked it :D
Dora Bergs: LVR mood redsigrundora on August 6th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*incoherent with glee*
Sam: Team Hitterspnfreak15 on August 6th, 2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
:D :D :D :D You liked it then?
Dora Bergs: LVR mood greensigrundora on August 6th, 2012 11:02 pm (UTC)
Silly child!

of course i liked it!

Jensen was an AWESOME Parker and Christian's distinctive line.....UNF!
Samspnfreak15 on August 6th, 2012 11:14 pm (UTC)
There was a part I forgot to put in there where Christian realizes his wallet is missing, and it turns out Jensen accidentally stole it when they bumped into each other.

I cant believe I forgot it. *facepalms*
Dora Bergs: LVR mood greysigrundora on August 6th, 2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
You can put it in the next chapter :D (and do like i'm doing for Sib)
scout_loverscout_lover on August 7th, 2012 02:52 am (UTC)
So. much. icon love!!
scout_loverscout_lover on August 7th, 2012 02:51 am (UTC)
Oh, now this was cute! And hilarious. Um, I don't suppose there'll be more? Please?
Sam: Team Hitter Green Beltspnfreak15 on August 7th, 2012 05:42 am (UTC)
It is a definite possibility :D